BREAKING: The "MAGNIFICENT 7" just reported the biggest revenue surge in stock market history. Google nearly doubled what Wall Street expected. EPS came in at $5.11 against an estimate of $2.63, a 94% beat. Revenue hit $109 billion against an estimate of $107 billion. $GOOG jumped 7% and hit a new all time high. Microsoft beat every expectation. EPS of $4.27 against an estimate of $4.06. Revenue of $82 billion against an estimate of $81 billion. $MSFT gained 5%. Amazon had one of the biggest EPS beats of any company its size in years. EPS of $2.78 against an estimate of $1.64, a 70% beat. Revenue of $181 billion against an estimate of $177 billion. $AMZN dropped 7% immediately after the report and then fully recovered to close up 4%. Meta beat every single number Wall Street had. EPS of $10.4 against an estimate of $6.82, a 52% beat. Revenue of $56 billion against an estimate of $55 billion. $META dropped 7% anyway. Nasdaq Futures at a new all time high. $BTC $ETH $DOGE #FedApril4Dissents #USIranLongTermBlockade #KelpDAO71MUnfreeze